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No, it was definitely Satan who put your keys in the freezer, he was getting some ice....

2007-11-25 13:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 3 0

No, I don't think so. You might want to check where you normally keep your keys and make sure there isn't any food sitting out that needs to go in the freezer. I've had brain farts a few times and stuck my purse in the fridge and my milk in the closet.

2007-11-25 13:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, God hates warm keys

2007-11-25 13:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ask sister Lucienne to discover them ! She substitute right into a nun who constantly misplaced stuff all her existence and he or she lower back and lower back suggested that after she substitute into ineffective, she substitute into going to maintain an eye fixed out. And if somebody misplaced something, they might desire to ask her and he or she'd discover it because of the fact she'd spent a lot time searching for stuff, she knew how complicated it substitute into... it works ! And this is Christian, nicely, sorta. playstation If it would not artwork for you, it might desire to be because of the fact she would not communicate english, i'm french !

2016-11-12 19:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God, like most dads, has very little in the way of a sense of humor. Jesus however got jokes. I think maybe you might look there and see him wearing a Jackass shirt and faded levis, pointing and laughing and saying, wait till you see where I put your boxers man!
~Sláinte~

2007-11-25 13:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sen 4 · 2 0

No, God does not do unholy things. However, Satan loves to do people like that. If it upset you you can count on losing things all the time until a long time passes that it does not upset you. Satan is after us all and he will do everything to try to upset us. And yes, when bad things happen, it is Satan causing it. If he does not directly cause it, he will distract your attention from what you're doing so that you will cause it yourself. The bible says that "Satan comes only to steal, kill, and destroy."

2007-11-25 13:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 1 1

He knew you were having chicken tonight & was reminding you to get it out of the freezer to defrost...

2007-11-25 13:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jen 5 · 1 0

Sure, nothing happens without God acceptance. So, everything has to do with God.

2007-11-25 13:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by Porch 4 · 3 0

Yes. He hates those keys.

2007-11-25 13:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

He probably put them there at the same time he was freezing my bra - guess that's what happens when you fall asleep first in the Heaven slumber party.

2007-11-25 13:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 3 0

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