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Sure, God is actually His co-pilot. Also, could you talk to him about some of the crappy cars he seems to drive. I see loads of really hideous cars with His personalize plate on the front.

2007-11-25 13:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1 0

possibly Jesus is out borrowing your motor vehicle marvelous now, and you in basic terms do no longer realize it because of the fact which you're sitting on your jammies marvelous now. No ask your self you are likely to be combating for gasoline. Jesus makes use of all of it.

2016-11-12 19:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not OK. Where is he going to be when your rates go up & all of the sudden he's gone saving souls or walking on water or whatever he does for fun. You are going to be stuck with higher rates. Don't be fooled by the harp music, be strong.

2007-11-25 13:38:41 · answer #3 · answered by donronsen 6 · 1 0

I wouldn't. He's never really been endorsed by rabbinical authority you know. Still kind of a rendegade after all these years. If he doesn't have all his bona fides in order out of Jersusalem I can't see where he'd have the kind of paperwork your insurer would probably expect.

2007-11-25 13:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Yes. It's fine. Most policies will cover anyone driving your car. (At least all the ones I ever have had do.)

Besides - Jesus was perfect when here on Earth. No problems on HIS driving record!

2007-11-25 13:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by eliz_esc 6 · 1 2

You're developing faith! Slaps oil on Je Marches forehead. You're healed! Wooooo!

2007-11-25 13:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yo! Just don't be giving JC no Jesus Juice now. 'Course he could always turn it back into water!

2007-11-25 13:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If He lives in your heart, you will follow all the traffic laws and you will never drive drunk, recklessly, carelessly, etc. Jesus takes the wheel when we obey Him; God put the laws in place.

2007-11-25 13:29:51 · answer #8 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 2 2

of course not. he just spent the last hour converting water into wine. you cant let jesus drive drunk he might die...again!

marissa, your pregnant belly hypnotizes and disturbs me. i too will spend the next hour drinking wine to purge this image from my mind.

2007-11-25 13:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by squirrelman9014 3 · 5 0

I wouldn't. Jesus is not a safe driver. Ever watch "Family Guy"?

squirrelman, my pregnant belly disturbs me also, lol. I can guarantee moreso than it disturbs you!

2007-11-25 13:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Marissa: Worker of Iniquity 3 · 6 1

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