It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
2007-11-25 13:03:31 · 25 answers · asked by Maestro Malfunction 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Let me show you to your room.
2007-11-25 13:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Mera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You use the spoon to open the drain if you don't want people to think your crazy. If you know you're crazy and you want people to finally know, you use the bucket because you can't get the last bit of water out with that but you may be able to after a while with the teacup.
2007-11-25 13:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mamamia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know what the answer could be till I read the answers that others had given about opening the drain!! Hahaha!! Very funny--cuz I was thinking of using the bucket...but then where would I throw out the water?!! Hahaha!
2007-11-25 13:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ma to 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A normal person would open the drain
2007-11-25 13:22:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lt. V 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A normal person would pull out the stopper.
2007-11-25 13:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by kalischild57 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would just pull the plug so the water drains out automatically.
2007-11-25 13:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by PTK 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am somewhat sane. I show streaks of insanity.
2016-05-25 23:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by mina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He institunionalized him as any normal person would pull the plug!
2007-11-25 13:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No a normal person would pull the plug.
2007-11-25 13:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pull the stopper?
2007-11-25 13:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by arcomart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A normal person would unplug the drain ^.~
2007-11-25 13:16:46 · answer #11 · answered by Joodlez 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋