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what if the forbidden "fruit" was a gay smart guy and maybe thats why god didnt want adam and eve to eat the fruit of knowledge. no offense against anybody whos gay, but just asking.

2007-11-25 12:50:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

maybe god got mad cause they had a threesome and adam and eve tossed his salad and hence eating him out

2007-11-25 12:56:52 · update #1

and maybe after that he was gonna teach them the difference between right and wrong or good and bad.

2007-11-25 12:58:19 · update #2

16 answers

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Nobody else in human form was there except Adam and Eve. If there was anyone else, I'm sure there would have been a record of it in Genesis. Besides, the fruit came from a tree, not a set of parents.

2007-11-25 13:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by Brother Jonathan 7 · 0 0

The forbidden fruit was a fruit of knowledge and god wanted us to remain ignorant little subservient creatures that he could play with. so he told us that if we ate it we would die. I would have eaten it also To be like god with the knowledge of good and evil. How awesome is that.........................lol By the way it is only a story from a book, don't take it to heart.

2007-11-25 20:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Biker4Life 7 · 0 0

Pick up a Bible and read the first book, Genesis. The facts are quite plain. You may not plan to offend gay people, but your flippant words are offensive to people who love God as well as people who are homosexual.

Why do you ask these kind of unkind, unhelpful questions?

2007-11-25 20:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by LeslieAnn 6 · 0 0

So Eve ate the smart gay guy (that make him strait and make her cannibal) and then gave the rest of him to Adam to finish him off?!

2007-11-25 20:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Former Muslim 2 · 1 0

Wow -- I'm a lesbian and even I can say, no, I do not think that is what is meant by forbidden fruit in the Bible.

But what I really wanted to say was -- hahahahaha. I wish ;-)

2007-11-25 20:55:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i do not understand why god did not want us to eat the fruit of knowledge. did he not want us to learn?

2007-11-25 20:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by just because 5 · 1 0

Because we can't read Aramaic and even if we did who knows how the text might have been corrupted.

2007-11-25 21:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ummm, "interesting" twist, but where does Satan, the snake of the fruit tree, come in to play?

2007-11-25 22:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by SoMissUnderstood2 3 · 0 0

I thihnk you need lots of help

2007-11-25 20:53:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Do they grow on trees?

2007-11-25 20:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Gail R 4 · 3 0

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