....non-believers will be trapped there?
When I get there, I'm gonna be all "Hey, Satan! I'm goin' up to plant some bones real quick. Be right back!" and then I won't come back :)
2007-11-25 11:52:58 · 17 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But of course, (((handbasket))) !
I've missed ya; where ya been?
2007-11-25 11:59:06 · update #1
That's a great idea. I bet he'd let me out if I told him I was going to go replace Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays in all the department stores.
2007-11-25 11:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The devil is a liar and he's lied to you to a depth of the worst kind. No one escapes hell, they can't talk down there either, and satan does nothing but torment them forever down there.
Satan does not plant fossils, he cannot make or create anything; satan counterfeits, he copies, he does not create, he only destroys, kills, and steals, John 10:10.
2007-11-25 20:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all know that it is only Satan's stunt double that is in Hell. The real devil isn't fit enough to have survived the fall...his frail physique is much better suited for sitting on a lawn chair in Texas, and brewing potions of automatic atheism, homosexuality, promiscuity, and dinosaurification. Oh, he's one dastardly guy, that Satan.
2007-11-25 20:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait. Isn't satan in love with sadam hussein and spending all his time in bedroom with his new love interest? His love obsession has him preoccupied right now. It was on south park so it must be true.
Now is the time to conquer the universe with warm fuzzies.
2007-11-25 20:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan is not currently imprisoned, he is free to walk the earth and wreak havoc at will. When God casts him into the lake of fire, he will never be allowed to return. Nonbelievers will be seperated from God at the end and this will be their hell. To finally know beyond a shadow of a doubt what they denied and cannot be a part of. It will be the saddest day for every living being; the last time of tears.
2007-11-25 19:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by future dr.t (IM) 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He uses chain gangs of condemned souls to plant the fossils.
Wait, new fossil found in Argentina!
2007-11-25 19:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
He's not in hell, crackhead ... and from the sounds of your pathetic lame , silly question he's quite at home in you ....good luck with that.....
2007-11-25 20:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by o 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are over confident about your freedom in hell.
2007-11-25 20:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
While you're out, could you
pick me up a pack of smokes?
2007-11-25 19:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why you think he comes to earth to planet fossils??!
2007-11-25 20:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Former Muslim 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋