Once there was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead on top of a burning building. On the ground were several firemen with a sheet. They said to the Brunette "Jump down and we'll catch you on this sheet, if you don't jump the fire will catch up to you!" So she jumped. Right before she reached the ground, they pulled away the sheet and she went SPLAT! on the ground. They said the same thing to the redhead, but she said "No, I saw what you did to the brunette, i'm not dumb". THey said "No,no, no, you've got it all rong, we LIKE redheads, we don't like brunettes". So she jumped, and she went SPLAT! on the ground. Then the blonde came. They said the sam ething, but she didn't believe them when they said they actually LIKED blondes. "So here's what we'll do", she said. "Put the sheet on the ground, and BACK AWAY from it." She jumped, and she went SPLAT! on the-no, not the ground-the sheet.
2007-11-25 10:26:26 · 14 answers · asked by PinkElmo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is good, 7/10
2007-11-25 10:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better blonde jokes. It wasn't too bad, though.
2007-11-25 19:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-25 18:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol 7/10
2007-11-25 18:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heres another one
how to kill a blonde give them a gun and tell her its a hair dryer
2007-11-25 18:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, not really funny, but keep trying!
2007-11-25 18:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i had to rate it i would give it a 5
not that funny =]
2007-11-25 18:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by *a.barton(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a "Blone" Joke? I think you meant "blown" joke....
2007-11-25 18:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Mollie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny. but say she said "oh, okay!" and jumped.
2007-11-25 18:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty funny
2007-11-25 21:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Carley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋