Okay, once there were these three men standing on top of a hill. One had an apple, one had an eggroll, and one had a bomb. The man with the apple lit it on fire and threw it as hard as he could, then ran down the hill trying to catch it. He came across a little boy who was crying. "Yo! Why are ya crying?" he asked. "A-an apple fell down from the sky and hit me on the head!" the boy answered. THe man with the eggroll lit and threw his, and the same thing happened. He ran down the hill, found a boy crying, who then said "An e-eggroll fell from the ksy and hurt my head!" THen the man w/ the bomb lit his fuse and threw it and att the bottom of the hill, found a boy laughing. "What you laughin' at?" he asked. The boy replied "I farted, and the house behind me blew up!"
2007-11-25
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