pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy man behind the wheel was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the butthole of the world!"
The magistrate looked at him and replied, "And you must be what's passing through."
2007-11-25 10:15:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!
You go in to the bathroom American and you come out Asian, what were you inside the bathroom?
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European! (yur a peen')
2007-11-25 10:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Lost in Austen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 21:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
that was good! :0)
2007-11-25 18:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Random 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i ummm drive an 78 porsche.... i kung fu you !!
POW!!
2007-11-25 18:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by Cosmo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny!
2007-11-25 18:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuuu he got told off!!! ;)
2007-11-25 18:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by The Answer Queen 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋