Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.
They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."
So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.
Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"
The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
2007-11-25 10:08:43 · 14 answers · asked by lasticlegs 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes a good one a star on the way ha ha.my mate was pulling a piece of string down the road,i said what are you pulling that string for ? he said have you tried pushing it.
2007-11-25 10:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Spot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a cello sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin. A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin." His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!" A harp is a nude piano. Johnny comes home from school, and says to his mom, "Mommy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!" Johnny's mom says, "Very good, son. That's because you're a violist." Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!" And his mom says, "Excellent. That's because you're a violist." The next day, Johnny comes home and says, "Mommy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that 'cause I'm a violist?" His mom shakes her head and says, "No, honey; that's because you're twenty-six."
2016-05-25 22:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 13:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad short sweet and clean not Meany of them type of jokes around I'll give you 8/10 for effort.
2007-11-25 14:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. Very clean and innocent.
2007-11-25 10:19:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dani 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-11-26 04:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep heard that one but it's good ;o).
2007-11-25 10:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol liked this joke x
2007-11-25 10:12:16 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT YOUR BEST BUT STILL FUNNY LIKE ALWAYS I LOVE YOU STILL
2007-11-25 11:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by ANOTHER CRAZEY CHICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun kneeeee.lol
2007-11-25 10:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋