Two blondes are trying to unlock there car with a coathanger
Blond 1:I cant seem to get this door unlocked.
Blond 2:Well, you better hurry up and try harder! Its starting to rain and the top is down!
2007-11-25 09:44:05 · 21 answers · asked by Captain Raison likes pizza 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that joke! I'm blonde by the way. I know another one. It's hilarious! There's a girl sitting on the side of the road saying, "99, 99, 99, 99" A blond walks up and asks "Can I say 99 with you?" The other girl says "Sure, go say it in the middle of the street" The blonde goes in the middle of the street. "BAM!" A car hits her. The other girl says "100, 100, 100, 100." Lmao
2007-11-25 09:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA lol Ive got one similar!
Two blondes drive off into a lake.
They are driving a convertible and drown because they cant get the doors open, even though the top is down!
2007-11-25 09:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by NiCoLe i love my Chi cena! 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's gotta be the shortest, funniest blonde joke I've heard in a long time! *star* for you!
2007-11-25 12:51:14 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 11:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah Rachel d stole that 4m my friend lol hope she dont read it lmao
2007-11-25 10:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bambi'sbff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt laugh at it. But i have my own sense of humour i suppose others may find it funny.
2007-11-25 09:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute but i don't like people saying blond jokes just say a joke please but that was funny
3 stars/ 5 stars
2007-11-25 10:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by BlacKat♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that ones good.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license?
A:Cause she got an "F" in SEX! hahahaha...
2007-11-25 09:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's great, although, I Know some people who have done that before... kind of sad... lol
2007-11-25 09:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by Nani 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
almost laugh out my gutts reading that lol
2007-11-25 09:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋