....an elderly gentleman walks up to him and asks if he can buy just half of a head of lettuce.
"Let me ask my supervisor," the kid asks and walks to the back and tells his supervisor, "Some a**hole out there wants to buy just half a head of lettuce."
Seeing his boss's face blanch, he turns around to see that the old man has followed him in, so without skipping a beat he continues, "and this gentleman would like to buy the other half. Is that alright?"
The supervisor of course ok's the sale, and once the old man has left, turns to the kid and says, "That was some quick thinking. So where are you from anyway?"
The stocker replies, "Michigan. Nothing but hookers and hockey players up there."
His boss is silent for a moment, then quietly states, "My wife is from Michigan."
"Oh yeah?" the kid asks, "What team did she play for/"
2007-11-25 09:21:18 · 7 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you think this is funny?
2007-11-25 09:28:56 · update #1
HAHA! very funny ...and such a witty quick thinking kid once again...
But we really know what he wanted to say LOL
Great job. I loved it..thank you
2007-11-25 09:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by Shayna J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I love a stocker that can think on his feet. lol
2007-11-28 03:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant...
to the first person
THIS IS THE JOKES AND RIDDLES SECTION
i hate wen people dont read where they are lmao
GREAT JOKES starred 10/10 x
2007-11-25 09:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice. very nice.
i too enjoy half a head of lettuce, a full one, is just too much.
2007-11-25 09:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice 1
2007-11-25 09:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
2007-11-25 09:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats ur fking question kid
2007-11-25 09:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by ur cute 5 · 0⤊ 8⤋