TEACHER: Why are you late?
BLONDY: Because of the sign teacher.TEACHER: What sign?
BLONDY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: BLONDY why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BLONDY: but teacher!? You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: JAMES, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BLONDY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BLONDY: Maybe that’s wrong, but you asked me how BLONDY spell it!
TEACHER: BLONDY, go to the map and find North America.
BLONDY: Here she is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BLONDY
TEACHER: Now, BLONDY, tell me frankly do you say prayers, before eating?
BLONDY: No se, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.
TEACHER: BLONDY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BLONDY: No, teacher, she's the same dog!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking, when people are no longer interested? A Teacher
2007-11-25 08:43:57 · 8 answers · asked by More-Love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that"s naughty! i"m going to tell my mam of you!!
2007-11-25 10:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 16:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool way to go i love it great job lol 10.
2007-11-25 16:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! good one i would give u a 8/10.....and a star! lol
2007-11-25 16:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Emely. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...a little confusing but clever
2007-11-25 16:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by lauren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad loads of little giggles.
2007-11-25 22:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
HAHA
THATS JOKES !
2007-11-25 17:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well .lol
2007-11-25 18:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋