A ventriloquist is doing his act and the dummy starts making fun of blondes.
Most of the audience fall about but a very well dressed blonde in the front row is not amused.
Commanding silence she stands up, and walks up to the front of the stage.
"I am sick to the back teeth of blonde jokes. I'll have you know I have a degree in Accountancy, I am a member of MENSA and I run my own tax consultancy. I have written four books that have all been best sellers in their fields AND I can complete the Times crossword in ten minutes. So no more dumb blonde jokes if you please!"
The ventriloquist, quite embarrassed, says he apologises, but it isn't meant to be taken seriously, after all it is only an act. He promises he won't do any more dumb blonde jokes that night.
Her eyes flashing, she stands there.
"Well?" she says, "Where's my apology?"
"I just apologised!" protests the ventriloquist.
"Yes I know YOU did - it's your grinning little friend's turn now!"
2007-11-25 08:14:31 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLLOL! STAR!
2007-11-25 08:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 thumbs up
2007-11-25 09:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by enrichmylife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great response to this joke:
http://alstevens.blogspot.com/2006/04/jokes-about-ventriloquists.html
2007-11-25 12:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by mattfromasia 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 08:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theirs only one thing that can be funnier than that and that's actually seeing it!
LOL!
10/10 funny and clean.
2007-11-25 14:12:37 · answer #5 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Blond women!!!!! Nice joke toooo
2007-11-25 09:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10.lol
2007-11-25 10:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hillarious, best blond joke i have heard in a while...
2007-11-25 08:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by lauren 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb blonde!!! Thats funny
2016-05-25 22:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no you didn't. Another good joke from you!!! *star*
2007-11-25 08:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG ... The Ultimate Put Down .......
2007-11-25 08:19:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋