There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who has been invited to a fancy dress party.
Now he is very nervous about his looks so he emails a fancy hire company and they send him a parcel with a note saying:
"We are pleased to send you this pirates costume, with your wooden leg it is the ideal choice."
The man is incensed at this and writes off an angry response saying the last thing he wants is attention drawn to his wooden leg.
So duly arrives another parcel with a note which says:
"Dear sir, we are sorry to have caused offence, please find enclosed a monks habit. This will hide your wooden leg, and your bald head will just be right for the look."
Our man gets fizzing at this too and he writes off with a strong rebuke for being so insensitive as to suggest he makes a parade of his baldness.
A couple of days go by and another parced arrives with a note which says:
"Dear baldy, please find enclosed a jar of mollasses. Pour this over your nut, stick your wooden leg up yer bum and go as a toffee apple."
2007-11-25 07:49:04 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:33:53 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maximum of that does in good structure me to a level except for the "moaning not in any respect chuffed". I surely were requested many circumstances over why i do not smile. on the interior, lots of the time i'm smiling. i comprehend what it truly is with me, yet i am going to purely communicate for my self as to why i'm that way. I surely were abused for decades and the scar is amazingly deep, I also conflict through from melancholy because of each of the abuse that I went by to boot. I surely have walked on egg shells for a lengthy time period. I not in any respect comprehend even as someone is going to get mad at me over something. definite my self esteem is amazingly low to boot. Now you comprehend why I do it, even if i do not do it on purpose. it truly is like i'm in a shell that i'm scared to come back out of.
2016-10-25 01:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting that's what he gets for being too lazy to go shopping.
2007-11-25 08:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny as always. i would tell him get your *** up and go shopping! Stop being lazy!!!!!
2007-11-25 08:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-25 07:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-11-25 07:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Golden Leaf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-25 08:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA hilarious!!!!!
2007-11-25 07:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.i never.lol
2007-11-25 07:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...he's never happy with what he gets...
2007-11-25 08:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tarzan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋