A farmhand in OZ was out checking farm fences in the farm owners four-wheel drive.
About an hour had passed when the farmhand radioed in to the owner to say he had hit a pig. "The pig is stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much that I can't get him free." he said
"O.K." said the boss, "In the back of the four wheel-drive there's a .303. put it up to the pigs head and shoot it. When it's body goes limp you'll be able to get it off the bull-bars and throw it into the bush."
About 45minutes later the farmhand called in again: "I did what you said boss, I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the bull-bars no problem, but I still can't go on."
"Why not ?" asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel arch!"
2007-11-25 07:37:36 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA how funny!!!!! as usual cute joke!!
2007-11-25 08:45:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 07:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.... the poor policeman...
Please have a star....
Aaron.
2007-11-25 07:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny oops !
2007-11-25 08:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one .lol
2007-11-25 10:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch... here you can have a star!!! Thanks for all your jokes and riddles buddy!!!
2007-11-25 08:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well what can i say lol
2007-11-25 07:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋