Towards the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life, better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have butter for anything for the rest of your life!"
Then POOF she was gone.
After Dave got a hold of himself,he hollered for his friend, Fred
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, I'm over here in the p*ssy willows."
Dave yells back...."DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
2007-11-25 07:27:19 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like it .lol
2007-11-25 09:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The easiest way to learn golf like a pro is by following "The Simple Golf Swing" program. It's primarily a 31 page eBook that teaches golfers how to make solid contact with the ball, how to avoid hitting fat, how to avoid slicing, how get more power, accuracy, and consistency in your swing. Consistency being the number 1 golf skill.
You not only get the eBook though, you also receive a ton of extra material including video, lessons on putting, driving, chipping, sand play etc. Here is their official site: http://www.golfswingguru.net
2014-09-24 14:38:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ernie Els, Adam Scott, Rory McIlroy, Graeme McDowell
2016-04-05 21:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. hahahahahaha.
2007-11-25 09:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! you didn't make me smile, you made me laugh. Thanks!! But i bet Fred will swing! LOL
2007-11-25 08:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good star4u smile
2007-11-25 07:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO
nice one
2007-11-25 12:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!!!
that's "golfing"
2007-11-25 07:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha....nooooo dont hit that ball !!!
2007-11-25 08:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, gave me a good laugh thanks.
2007-11-25 07:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋