A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen for something to eat, please do not eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised that they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "Your'e all working very hard and I'm very satisfied with you, However, one of our secretaries has disappeared, do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "no."
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted, "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"
2007-11-25 07:17:37 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bwahahaha very funny
bet anyone working in an office will realy enjoy this
and wish they had some nice canibals working there too !
2007-11-25 08:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-05 21:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very loudly, woke up the neighbours. Brilliantly funny.
2007-11-25 09:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank you i bet if someone who is working in the office right now and checked this out, they would be laughing their *** off.
2007-11-25 08:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Izzy wizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA...funny
2007-11-25 07:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, good one.
2007-11-25 07:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Be Still and know He's God 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i wonder if i can eat my manager........? hes irritating.........Doesnt have a secretary though :)
good joke :)
2007-11-25 07:24:49 · answer #8 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-25 07:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Golden Leaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very droll star4u you made me smile
2007-11-25 07:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋