No problems 4 the 1st few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, & things went generally well.At the next stop, however,a big hulk of a guy got on.6' 8",built like a wrestler,arms hanging down 2 the ground.He glared @ the driver & said,“Big John doesn’t pay!” & sat down @ the back.The driver was 5' 3", & thin.He didn’t argue with Big John,but he wasn’t happy about it.The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again,made a show of refusing to pay,& sat down & the next day & the next.This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.Finally he could stand it no longer.He signed up 4 body building courses, karate, judo.By the end of the summer,he had become strong,he felt really good.So,the next Monday,when Big John once again got on the bus & said,“Big John doesn’t pay!”The driver stood up,glared back at the passenger,& screamed,“Why not?”With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, “Big John has a bus pass!”;-)
2007-11-25 06:59:53 · 21 answers · asked by Sanjeev 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a cooool 1..i really liked it.....
2007-11-26 05:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what your saying is the bus driver did all that for nothing because Big John had a bus pass. Why didn't he ask that to start with? Stupid bus driver!
2016-04-05 21:54:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big John did a good work by indirectly shaping up the driver. that was really good.
2007-11-25 16:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by prs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoof ! Unexpectedly Howlarious !!!
2007-11-25 23:31:45 · answer #4 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so hilarious. Superb timing. A star gift for you...
2007-11-27 18:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha reminds me of the london buses
2007-11-25 07:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by HornyMistress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I laughed so hard. This was HILARIOUS.
Thanks fro a good laugh.
2007-11-25 07:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by jfkdancer_14 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god!!!!! that was really funny....i laughed non-stop and when i told it to my friends they were laughing their heads off too
2007-11-25 07:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by bollylover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha well at leats now he's in shape! lol
2007-11-25 07:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Katherine D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a laufing head
2007-11-25 20:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzie M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋