It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 51. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Towards the end it was said he would rise again, but alas he was no tart.
2007-11-25 06:52:44 · 16 answers · asked by j♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
2007-11-25 06:53:37 · update #1
I have always liked that one..... lol Have a star.
2007-11-25 07:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by notgrannysmith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In lieu of flour(s), please make a donation in the name of Dough Boy to the Betty Crocker Memorial Foundation. Her foundation is essential since she go so fat eating baked goods that HER buns drag on the floor.
2007-11-25 07:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yah thats a lovable outfit! i loveeee the denims. lol yet i think of the shirt could desire to be a dofferent shade because of the fact army blue might kinda blend with the denims.. yet its your decision lol um i think of shoes sensible counting on the occasion like if its in simple terms putting out with acquaintances then turn flops, or in the adventure that your going to three the place alittle extra formalish.. thenn residences might seem lovable! and soo on .. =)
2016-10-09 11:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!
2007-11-25 08:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-25 06:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You get a star.
2007-11-25 07:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by ironclownfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That is so hilarious and cute! Love it!
2007-11-25 07:01:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
holly cow how did u think up that! Nice one.
2007-11-25 07:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-11-25 07:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Way too many responsiblities :/ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋