Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
2007-11-25 06:23:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
awhhh thats SOOO cutee
and funny tooo !
2007-11-25 06:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 09:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-25 06:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the other version better
2007-11-25 06:29:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shows how a childs mind work!!!
a star 4 u dude..
2007-11-25 17:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by A's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-25 19:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh very funny.... good sense of humour
2007-11-25 07:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh
2007-11-25 06:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflol that was funny, $t@r*
2007-11-25 06:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehahaha....lol
2007-11-25 20:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋