A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry,
but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the
boys would go with the other.
Female teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
the men's room when one of the boys came out and told
her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by
one holding onto their "wee wees" to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that
he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 5th grade."
No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the
jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race
2007-11-25 05:47:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the smile, and chuckle. i needed it.
2007-11-25 11:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Barbara L 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 10:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2016-04-05 21:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, I didn't see it coming.
2007-11-25 06:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by andyg77 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-25 06:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by ironclownfish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! Good one.
2007-11-25 05:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,10,funny.
2007-11-26 01:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get a star
2007-11-25 07:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by enrichmylife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny!!
2007-11-25 08:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by lasticlegs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha .... That's a good one....
Aaron.
2007-11-25 07:39:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋