... A blonde steps into an elevator, smiles at the man already
on, and says, " T-G-I-F."
The man smiles and says, " S-H-*-T."
The blonde smiles back and replies, " T-G-I-F."
The man again smiles and says, " S-H-*-T."
The blonde looks confused. She answers the man, and says,
"Thank goodness its Friday."
The man smiles and replies, "Sorry honey, its Thursday."
2007-11-25 05:44:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha I Loved it I give you a 10. GOD BLESS
2007-11-25 06:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by mysteryousmtz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for the effort... "Never allow anyone to rain on your parade and thus cast a pall of gloom and defeat on the entire day. Remember that no talent, no self-denial, no brains, no character, are required to set up in the fault-finding business. Nothing external can have any power over you unless you permit it. Your time is too precious to be sacrificed in wasted days combating the menial forces of hate, jealously, and envy. Guard your fragile life carefully. Only God can shape a flower, but any foolish child can pull it to pieces."
2016-05-25 08:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by sheryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-25 05:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is one of the best blond jokes out there right now, the rest have been over told. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-11-25 06:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 10:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. More odd than funny.
2007-11-25 05:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Believe? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,10,soooooooo funny.
2007-11-26 01:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhVVk1YAPkOiYs3EWl.e5cPsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071125190254AAu2GMZ
LOLOL !
aww poor stupied blondie
haha
2007-11-25 14:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really don't understand =s
2007-11-25 05:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋