If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copu late while its head
is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
2007-11-25 05:39:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27, 000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals
that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
2007-11-25 05:40:36 · update #1
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Gotta'love that pig!
2007-11-25 05:40:51 · update #2
The human body displaces twice its own weight of water!
Man can not live by bread alone
Its an ill wind that blows nobody any good
Everything in the pound shop costs a pound
2007-11-25 05:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell a well would not even compare to me, i am the Grand Canyon of useless information. Lets see ummmmm the Indiana University library sinks some ever year due to the weight of the books and book cases in the building. Also in every episode of Seinfeld there appears a Superman somewhere.
2016-05-25 08:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by sheryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 10:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get your information from?.. well anyway i dont care coz that made me laugh so much.. a star for you.,and the pig.
2007-11-25 05:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by debs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! The trouble is, you can never remember those darn facts for future use at a dinner party, can you?
2007-11-25 05:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Slinky Malinky 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I never knew that about pigs,lol!
The thought would be nice, but wow, it'd be very tiring.
2007-11-26 23:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by Shivers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats Awesome! I love it! Great Job!
2007-11-25 06:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Skyye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh yeah gotta love the pig lmao Xxx oink oink lol xx
2007-11-25 05:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, i wish my BF was a lion now =P this info is really interesting.
2007-11-25 05:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Lina 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thx 4 the laugh! good ones =D
2007-11-25 23:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋