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Always remember that it takes
a college degree to fly a plane but only a
high school diploma to fix one!




Reassurance for all those of us who fly routinely in our
jobs.




After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called
a "gripe sheet, "
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct
the problems, document their repairs on the form, then
the pilots review the gripe
sheets right before the next flight. Never let it be said
that ground crews
lack a sense of humor.




Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted
by the pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions
recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.







~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.




P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

2007-11-25 05:36:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

P: Something loose in the cockpit.
S: Something tightened in the cockpit.




P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.




P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet
per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.




P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.




P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.




P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.




P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.




P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.




P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.




P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.




P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

2007-11-25 05:37:00 · update #1

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.




And the best one saved for last......




P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds
like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

2007-11-25 05:37:26 · update #2

19 answers

Another excellent one from you thanks. Lol

2007-11-25 05:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1 2

These are great, I help out at the airport when they need an extra hand and i've heard some other funny ones but none of these. Thanx.

2007-11-25 06:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-25 10:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

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2016-10-09 11:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That's funny. Not a party joke funny, but something I could see published in a magazine or something.

2007-11-25 05:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Michael Skarn 3 · 4 0

They are in deed quite funny, and having been in the AF believe them to be inside jokes..

2007-11-25 05:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by DrB 7 · 2 0

Excellent,*.

2007-11-26 05:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

hahahaha Xxxx

2007-11-25 05:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 1 0

Ha Ha have a star!

2007-11-25 05:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats funny

2007-11-25 05:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-25 06:12:36 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

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