1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the
woman next door. Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your
wife can't find
her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's
a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to
your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another
man.
Ugly:He's your best friend.
8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job. Bad: As
a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly:
She makes more money than you do
2007-11-25 05:31:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. you are truly hilarious. star for you.
2007-11-25 06:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just reading these answers are going to give me a nightmare thinking of if these musicians formed a band. Worst Vocalist: Chad Kroeger Worst Drummer: Meg White (Although I do like The White Stripes) Worst Bassist: Nikki Sixx Worst Guitarist: Herman Lee
2016-05-25 08:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by sheryl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats excellent mate. i couldnt stop laughing especially with number 8.
10 out of 10
2007-11-25 05:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by tracey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
of u made that up u need 2 b a comidian
2007-11-25 06:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star!
That was frickin' awesome. I was laughing the whole time... and it's pretty hard to make me laugh for some reason.
2007-11-25 05:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by [192882] 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-25 05:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! Did u make those up?
2007-11-25 05:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Biker Granny 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your queston is "are these funny?" the answer is yes, they are indeed funny lol
2007-11-25 05:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!! That was funny!!
2007-11-25 06:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by Likenother1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋