The woman applying for a job in a Florida
lemon grove
seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss, " said the foreman, "have
you any actual
experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied.
"I've
been divorced three times."
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can
remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell
me
the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation,
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
2007-11-25 05:26:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 10:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright.
2007-11-25 13:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 14:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!!!
2007-11-25 13:36:35 · answer #4 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, excellent, * .
2007-11-26 13:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
both superb*
2007-11-25 13:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
both are funny
2007-11-25 14:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
terrible
2007-11-25 13:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by DEBORAH M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very true star for you
2007-11-25 13:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-25 13:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋