How can this be done?
I already have written Santa Claus and he's written back. Can I expect the same of God?
2007-11-25 05:20:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He has already authgraphed your bible...every page is soaked with tears for you. Every page is a love letter to you. He wants you to come home to him...He is waiting for you.
2007-11-25 05:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know, there's really no parallel between God and Santa Claus. Kids give up the notion of Santa Claus when they grow into adulthood. Most in adulthood, however, begin to believe in God when they become adults. So if you mean to imply that God is a fairytale like Santa Claus and adults should know better, I don't think the point came across too well.
Hannah J Paul
2007-11-25 13:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Hannah J Paul 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God already wrote to you -- in the Bible. His promises are a lot more true and real than Santa Claus's. Why would you need Him to autograph it?
2007-11-25 13:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by kaz716 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, God won't autograph a book he sent, that has been changed over and over and now has complete gibberish nonsence written in it. It disgusts me to even think about it. All thnx to Paul.
2007-11-25 13:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Currently he's written your name in the Book of Life. Is that satisfactory to you?
2007-11-25 13:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He does that on a space ship behind a comet. It will be coming by again soon. Watch the papers for it.
I think the ticket costs castration.
2007-11-25 13:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hear he's doing a book tour at Barnes and Noble. Hopefully you can catch him in a city near you.
2007-11-25 13:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know about about signing your Bible, but he will put a mark on your life.
2007-11-25 13:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by preacher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
REPENT and be born again and God will write his name on the brow of your head.
2007-11-25 13:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by heiscomingintheclouds 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seek therapy instead of asking idiotic questions like this.
2007-11-25 13:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by X 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋