Just after this guy gets married, he was invited out for a night "with the boys." He accepts and then tells his new bride not to worry, because that he'd "be home by midnight...promise!"
Well, as always, one leads to two, which leads to rounds, which leads to a huge pub crawl and drunk as hell, the guy finally stumbles home. Just as he gets in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed three times.
Quickly he realized she'd probably been woken up by the clock, so he cuckooed another nine times to make her think it was midnight. He was really proud of himself, having the quick wits even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
Next morning she asked him what time he got in and he tells her, "12 o'clock, dear!" Got away with that one!
"Hmmm, I think we need a new cuckoo clock," she says.
"Why is that?" the husband asks.
"Well, it cuckooed three times, said 'sh*t,' cuckooed another four times, farted, cuckooed another three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times, and then sang 'Danny Boy'."
2007-11-25 04:42:24 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your jokes keep me rolling! Good one!
2007-11-25 04:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hubby answered, "Honey, for crying out loud, we should put that cuckoo clok on EBay right off! It's the most versatile one ever made! What a marvel, we'll be rich!"
2007-11-25 05:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before except it was the wife who went out. It always makes me laugh!
2007-11-25 05:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by charismaca88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorite jokes. I tell it at AA all the time.
Peace.
2007-11-25 06:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one.
2007-11-25 04:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-11-25 06:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only you, great one! lol.
2007-11-25 05:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha...not so clever!
2007-11-25 05:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it ,fart, i like it ,cough, i like it
2007-11-25 05:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by logie ogie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋