A woman goes to Ikea and buys a huge flat pack wardrobe. Once delivered she goes about the business of assembling it and she does a pretty good job she thinks until a train rumbles past and the wardrobe falls to bits. Undaunted she re-assessess the instructions and goes through them very carefully and is perfectly pleased with the result until another train rumbles by and the wardrobe collapses again. Seething by this time she phones Ikea who say that's just not possible but they'll send a chap round to have a look.
He assembles it and just as he begins to smirk at the perfect piece of work he has done, a train goes by and it all collapses again. "See?" says the woman. "Hmm, something's not right" he replies and grimly re-assembles it again just in time for another train to pass by resulting in one pile of wood again. He rebuilds it and says,"this time, I'll go inside it, maybe something will come to light from the inside." and so he steps in.
Just at that the woman's husband appears and sees the cupboard. Before his wife can explain he praises her for a good job and opens it
The embarrassed Ikea man says to the look of astonishment and anger on the husband's face, "Er, would you believe I am sitting here waiting for a train?"
2007-11-25 04:12:36 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BAHAHA!
LOLS!
Thanks!
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2007-11-25 04:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a platform that size?
Who was the conductor - Robert Dowling Jr?
2007-11-25 04:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnneee!
2007-11-25 04:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! lol.
2007-11-25 05:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,not at all the punchline i was expecting!
2007-11-25 04:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is there anything else u made up yet?!
2007-11-25 04:20:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I would not believed him
2007-11-25 04:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.
2007-11-25 04:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it? But i am kindA SLOW, SO...
2007-11-25 04:17:05 · answer #9 · answered by camaya b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these urban myths!
2007-11-25 04:16:32 · answer #10 · answered by Frax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋