Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been oot drinkin' as usual!" "Why would ye say that?" he complained innocently.
"Because the pub called an' ye left yer wheelchair there again!"
2007-11-25 03:41:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Listen Catholic crusader, I am a Christian myself and my priest had a good laugh at this one. And remember Jesus has a sense of humour as well, everyone in heaven is not walking about with a stiff upper lip, and a frown on their face. They are laughing and happy.
2007-11-25 04:01:15 · update #1
lol where do you get them from
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seems some people left their humour at the pub
it may surprise some to know that you are Christian
but one with a sense of humour
2007-11-25 03:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
where does it say shes a christian? whats the significance.? it would have been a great joke if i wasnt looking for gods word on the ruddy situation
2007-11-25 03:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would he get out of his wheelchair at a pub?
2007-11-25 03:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by nyx コト 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like it. It would fit all people including Scousers HA! HA! HA! HE! HE! Ho! Ho! Ho!
I notice the PC brigade are on the warpath
2007-11-25 04:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by Scouse 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those amateur drinkers are all allike! They didn't say anything at all about football, women, sex, cars, racing, beating the wife and kids, or shooting the neighbors!
2007-11-25 04:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why are Christians the target of these antagonistic posts? I don't care what you say, I have been watching the questions here for quite a long time, and at least over 90% of anti-rligious questions are aimed at Christians. Why is that? If you think that God is a fairy tale and religion is bad, then why don't you include Jews, Muslims, or Hindus in this question? Well, I know one big reason why: Because Institutions of Higher Learning (what a joke!) have systematically attacked Christianity and indoctrinated their minds-full-of-mush students into believing this garbage. Most of you attackers come out of a post-christian cultural situation in which blaming Christianity for everything is acceptable and politically correct. In fact, bigotry against Christians (and especially Catholic Christians) is one of the last acceptable prejudices in America. If you insult a homosexual or a Muslim you have commited a hate crime. Insult a Christian and you're a hero at UC Berkeley. These attacks are better proof than any other proof I know of that Christanity is the true religion: Why else would the world attack it so hard?
2007-11-25 03:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by Catholic Crusader 3 · 2⤊ 9⤋
Cute!
2007-11-25 03:53:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
His wife needs to get to Al-Anon....the rest of the "DRAMA' will be all but eliminated....
"IT WORKS IF YA WORK IT"
2007-11-25 04:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by Dog Rescuer 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL, the end was unexpected
2007-11-25 04:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
She should have done more than shout at him!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-25 03:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by paula r 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋