A man and wife are settled into bed one night and his wife feels all kinda warm inside. He meantime just wants to go to sleep.
"Darling, at one time we used to hold hands all the time." she says as he lies there with his back to her.
He holds her hand for a minute and tries to fall over again.
"Darling," she coos next, "We used to kiss a lot at one time."
He snaps round pecks her on the cheek and settles himself to go to sleep again.
"Darling," she persists, "you used to nibble my ears at one time."
Raging he throws off the bed clothes and jumps out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asks him as he stomps out the room.
"To get my teeth!"
2007-11-25 03:17:49 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant
2007-11-25 05:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2007-11-25 11:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jonathan S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-25 11:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time flies when you're not having fun anymore! LOL
2007-11-25 12:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
gud 1!
2007-11-25 11:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl.
What a corker
Top marks*
2007-11-25 12:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that actually made me laugh. Good one.
2007-11-25 11:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by christine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice and cute. haha
2007-11-25 11:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-11-25 11:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have fancied crisps.
2007-11-25 11:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋