Weird but interesting facts #2 anybody?

Question

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....)

Answer 1

Thank you!
Just what I needed to start my day.
Pigs??? Ironic that we call men pigs when they are obsessed with sex.

Answer 2

1. Henry ford never had a driving licence 2. Tomato ketchup was once sold as a medicine 3. There is enough lead in the average pencil to draw a line 35 miles long 4. Sigmund freud had a morbid fear of ferns 5. Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks 6. Watermelon is a vegetable 7. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise 8. The condom was invented by an italian 9. In 18th century britain, you could take out insurance against going to hell 10. Apollo 11 had 20 seconds of fuel left when it landed 11. Sheep will not drink from running water 12. Cats can hear ultrasound 13. Crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live. If you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be small for the rest of its life 14. There is no food that is naturally blue 15. Most digital alarm clocks ring in the key of B flat 15. We forget 80% of what we learn everyday 16. The liquid inside a young coconut can be used as a substitute for blood plasma 17. The letter 'O' used in many irish names means 'grandson of' 18. The word samba means 'to rub navels together' 19. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words 20. A santa lived as a devil at nasa, is the same forwards as it is backwards. For loads more weird facts check out Mitchell symons books, he has three called 'this book' 'that book' and 'the other book'

Answer 3

Here is a good one from our government. Enjoy...

President Bush has issued an executive order at www.whitehouse.gov to improve government efficiency by using the authority in sections 305 and 306 of title 5, sections 1115, 1116, and 9703 of title 31, and Chapter 28 of title 39, United States Code, to appoint "performance improvement officers" in every government agency who will serve on a "Performance Improvement Council" that will build on the earlier initiative of the establishment of the "Performance Assessment Rating Tool" and include coordination with other government personnel referred to in section 3(a)(ii)(A) of the executive order, and this should end well.

Ok, everybody clear? Good.

Answer 4

Which reminds me of an old joke...
A city slicker visiting a picturesque farming community was astonished to see a farmer standing on a ladder and
holding a pig up to an apple tree. The tourist asked the farmer, "What in the world are you doing?"
The farmer replied, " I'm feeding my pig some apples. He really likes to eat apples."
The tourist, scratching his head in wonderment, said, "Well doesn't it take a long time for the pig to eat apples that way?"
The farmer replied, "H*ll, what's time to a pig?!"

Answer 5

Hilarious.
Hmmm.... Pigs are used for assorted transplant and genetic engineering projects. Anybody want to help me fund a "special" project? To heck with living forever and being super intelligent, lets get to the important stuff.

Answer 6

Being married to a Feminist is kinda like being a male praying mantis. That's how my wife always initiated sex too.

Answer 7

I am very proud to say to everyone I do not need to wish for any pleasure that last 30 minutes or to be a piggy to get it..

My man does it all, and he is mine all mine:) I am sorry for those who go without a real man!

Thanks,
Rags37:):)

Answer 8

Pretty good, altough the zookeepers in charge of the gorillas at the >A. Zoo will tell you that gorillas do it for fun, too. I was there one time when ... well, this IS a 'family show.' But it was pretty astonishing.

As for pigs - hey, nature compensates - in this case, for BEING a pig.

Answer 9

Haha! I love to rip my mates head off, 30 min orgasms would put me in the ER.

Answer 10

Hec, Most guys get their head yelled off before sex anyway, they never admit the fun is in the making up(love).