Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2007-11-25 00:45:35 · 25 answers · asked by Andy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats nice here is one for u too
Banta, who was in a mental hospital, was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."
Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, the board was again considering his release and again asked him the same question. His reply was the same.
"I am going to make a sling shot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."
Again, he was turned down. Several months later he was complaining to a fellow patient that he could never seem to get released. The patient asked him what he said when they interviewed him, and Banta told him.
The patient said, "You will never get released with answers like that. You have to tell them what they want to hear. Let me give you some advice on how to answer them when they ask you questions."
So, after considerable coaching, Banta felt that he was ready. So when the board met again, they again asked him what he would do if they let him out. But this time he was ready.
Banta said, "I am going to get a job, find an apartment and settle down."
"Good," they said, and then what?"
He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating."
They agreed he was making real progress and asked, "And then what?"
"One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am going to make passionate love to my girlfriend. I am going to take her dress off, and then take her bra off and lie her down on the bed."
"Yes," they said excitedly.
"Then I am going to gently remove her panties," he continued.
The board members were really getting excited now and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
He said, " I am going to take the elastic out of those panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here and break every damn window in this place!
2007-11-25 00:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Sachin Kumar 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Converse Allstars
2016-04-05 21:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2007-11-25 00:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha. Enjoyed reading this again. OK. No star for you not because of that, but it is slur on patients.
2007-11-25 01:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by seshu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one's ok. The other one I read was better.
Still a star 4 u.
2007-11-25 01:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah good joke but bear hug posted it a little while back. still a good one.
2007-11-25 01:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for that laugh....you definitely deserve a star
2007-11-25 08:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by bollylover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY..BUT I HEARD FUNNIER..4/10
2007-11-25 04:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by Brown Chicken Brown Cow 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nicey!!! 1 star comin up!
2007-11-25 13:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Merry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hahahaha here is your star
2007-11-25 05:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋