Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word yousay; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding
2007-11-25 00:40:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment ( Story )
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided
to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!
2007-11-25 00:41:20 · update #1
i like the commandments BUT love the story!!ssttaarr!!
2007-11-25 00:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by SeaN CHRISTIAN H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-11-25 00:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without leaping on the two facet of the fence, gay marriage is extra a social or ethical problem than a non secular one that is in simple terms that the non secular sect likes to sound out because of the fact the previous testomony of the bible does communicate out against homosexuality. although, I consider the 1st answer I examine. that's a sturdy subject remember to maintain us all distracted.
2016-10-09 10:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those r funny and true! lol cant wait for the next jokes u dish up
2007-11-25 00:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by kurtis k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was my favorite.
2007-11-25 02:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love number 4.lol so true
2007-11-25 01:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-25 01:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2007-11-25 01:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have hit the nail on the head!!!
2007-11-25 00:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question again?
2007-11-25 00:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by radhamon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋