joke......?

Question

A man checked into a hotel in Australia. There was a computer in his
room,so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent
the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen
which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Arrived
Date: May 27 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is
as uneventful as mine was.

P.s It is damn hot down here !!

Answer 1

very good joke

Answer 2

thats funny..one for u too

Banta, who was in a mental hospital, was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, "I am going to make a slingshot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."

Obviously, his release was denied. Six months later, the board was again considering his release and again asked him the same question. His reply was the same.

"I am going to make a sling shot and come back here and break every damn window in the place."

Again, he was turned down. Several months later he was complaining to a fellow patient that he could never seem to get released. The patient asked him what he said when they interviewed him, and Banta told him.

The patient said, "You will never get released with answers like that. You have to tell them what they want to hear. Let me give you some advice on how to answer them when they ask you questions."

So, after considerable coaching, Banta felt that he was ready. So when the board met again, they again asked him what he would do if they let him out. But this time he was ready.

Banta said, "I am going to get a job, find an apartment and settle down."

"Good," they said, and then what?"

He said, "I want to meet a nice girl and start dating."

They agreed he was making real progress and asked, "And then what?"

"One night when we are alone in my apartment, I am going to make passionate love to my girlfriend. I am going to take her dress off, and then take her bra off and lie her down on the bed."

"Yes," they said excitedly.

"Then I am going to gently remove her panties," he continued.

The board members were really getting excited now and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

He said, " I am going to take the elastic out of those panties, make myself a slingshot, come back here and break every damn window in this place!

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

man walks into a bar and sees his two friends and a grumpy donkey in the corner he says to his Friends whats up with the donkey they say ow some one left him and hes been really sad so he says i bet you ten pound i can make him laugh his friend says you re on so he walks up to the donkey and whispers in its ear the donkey goes in to hysterics laughs its head off so he goes back to his friends they say double or nothing i bet you cant stop it laughing he says you re on he walks up to the donkey whispers in its ear again donkeys as grumpy as ever he goes back to his friends they say how did you make the donkey laugh he says i told him i had a 10 foot pr1ck how did you make him stop he says i showed it to him.one good joke deserves a other

Answer 5

Very funny! Had tears in my eyes!

Answer 6

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 7

lmfao that made me lauuuuuuugh 8-)

&& my loud laugh aint that good 8-)

Answer 8

Lol

Answer 9

Omg that's HilaRIOUS!!

Answer 10

nice effort and a good joke .i have a problem please solve that i have run short of points.please choose my answer as best answer.