If you’re abusive ex was suddenly two inches tall and running across your bedroom floor, as you were sitting on your bed! What would you do and say?
2007-11-24 20:49:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I'd say f-you and squash him like the creepy insect he is.
2007-11-24 20:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Were you dating Gregor Samsa? (No, wait... he metamorphosed into a full-size bug.)
If my ex were two inches tall and running around my room, I would go see a psychiatrist.
2007-11-24 21:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Emmy Jo (13 weeks with #2) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. He's not worth the effort it would take to get up and try to squish him or anything else.
I can see you are back and obsessing with this question. Get therapy.
2007-11-25 00:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by pspoptart 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you asked this bug question repeatedly and been reported for it multiple times in the past?
2007-11-25 00:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by Suz123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would get out a magnifying glass and hold a light over it and burn him alive
2007-11-24 22:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Justahumblelady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi. You again. Please squish him from your life now and get therapy. You ask this same question with a little different twist repeatedly. Please get some help. He is still controlling your life if you need to ask this every month.
2007-11-25 02:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by iloveweddings 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this question pops up so many times, and I think everyone answers the same thing...squash them.
2007-11-26 00:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say nothing and stomp on him with a quiet smile on my lips.
2007-11-25 00:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'd freak out and whack him with the heeled boots he never let me wear.
i'd yell and scream with each whack
"and this is for when you...
and this is for when you said...
and this if for all the..."
just thinking about it makes me feel good! THANKS!
2007-11-24 21:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by chilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would capture him and keep him trapped just like he did to me.
2007-11-25 02:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by Crystal B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋