three explorers an Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman were captured in the jungle by natives & taken to the village ,there thy are tied to stakes ! the Chief comes out of his hut with all the rest of the elders ,they go up to the captives & start feeling their faces then they shout out an order & some of the natives come forward & strip the captives ,the Chief & the rest of the elders then start feeling all over their skins & talking amongst themselves & getting really excited the captives all wonder whar they are saying ,but only the Englishman knows what they are saying ! he tells the others that they are going to kill us then skin us to make canoes out of it the Scotsman is horrified ! suddenly the Irishman gets hold of a knife & starts stabbing himself all over his body saying they.ll not be making a bloody canoe out of me
2007-11-24 19:22:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard this one.. interesting.=]
2007-11-24 19:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry taximan,,,,the story goes like this,,,
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over --the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, azshole!"
2007-11-25 04:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-25 07:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, still not that funny. And for those that don't get it, he punctured himself so when they skinned him and made a canoe it would sink, something like that.........perhaps its in the telling.
2007-11-25 03:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I don't think i get it but i think its they'll not make a bloody conoe out of me but he is making himself bloody. im guessing but i think that right and if so then i find it pretty funny and no i havnt heard that one b4
2007-11-25 03:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've had my share of bad jokes in my life, and yours is definitely in my top five!Try again,love
2007-11-25 09:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by adris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, brilliant!!
Thanks for cheering me up on a Sunday!!
(still laughing!!)
Cheers!! 10/10 + * for you!!
2007-11-25 06:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard it but I thought it was longer
2007-11-25 04:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Stay C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aint herd it b4 x
2007-11-25 03:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋