It's one of those rare events in Scotland, a summer heatwave.
Out in the quaint suburb of Giffnock a wealthy businessman decides he needs to trim the lawn a little at the edges.
First though he takes a shower, a nice cooling one and when he steps out and dries himself he finds that it is much more pleasant to wear nothing in this abominable heat.
Playfully he steps up to his wife in the kitchen and gives her a little slap on the behind
"Darling," he says teasingly, "What if I were to trim the lawn just like this?"
"You had better not?" she responds enraged and embarrassed.
"Oh dear," the man giggles, stringing her along, "my little suburban wife! Too frightened of what the neighbours may think, are we?"
"Yes I am!" she responds, "they'll think I married you for your money!"
2007-11-24 19:12:34 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes - 10/10. It's no fun being a man. If a
chap admires the girl next door sunbathing
in the nude the police will caution him for being a "Peeping Tom". But if the girl next
door sees him doing likewise she can get him arrested for an act of "gross indecency".
2007-11-24 20:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 23:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke
2007-11-24 22:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!!
Ace!
2007-11-24 19:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by krystal_engel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to be a short one hahahahahaha
2007-11-24 19:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats good
2007-11-24 20:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it!
2007-11-24 20:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kimpossible 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-25 04:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another good one, pmsl
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2007-11-25 00:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋