Pls star if worthy...thx.
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-11-24 16:38:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! I have heard that 1 before but it is still funny! Heres a * 4 u!
2007-11-24 16:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surf & Turf, with steamed veggies and rice, a salad, with a fine wine and a Banana Split for desert. I'm going out in style!
2016-05-25 07:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-24 16:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mojician 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didn't gat it at first..
so i had to read it over again!!
and then finally when i got it..
I BUSTED UP MAN!!
thanxx for the laugh!
2007-11-24 16:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-24 17:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this before but thanks for the laugh. here is a star just for you
2007-11-24 16:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull1969 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before and it is still very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-24 16:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
i liked this one!
2007-11-24 19:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sharon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicccccccccceeeeeeeee
2007-11-24 16:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha!
2007-11-24 16:55:06 · answer #10 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋