I crapped my pants today at work and got it all over the place in my cubicle. Everyone in the office knows about it and now they don't respect me because I stunk up the entire office. I think one of my coworkers put laxatives in my food or something because people at this place are always playing pranks like that. I think I know who it is and I hate the guy because he is such a rude person. Should I confront him and kick his behind or get him back with another prank? Suggestions for other pranks would be much appreciated as well.
2007-11-24 16:02:56 · 3 answers · asked by the_murderous_most_shady 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
In most US states placing such additives in food (tainting) is ILLEGAL. Also, getting feces all over your cubicle creates a pathogenic hazard, creating public alarm (another illegal action).
My suggestion is to file a complaint with HR claiming harassment, temporary physical injury and that your workplace has become hostile. If your company has a "good old boy club" and doesn't want to act on it, tell them that you are willing to file a police complaint, if necessary (and do so, if need be). (We had a similar incident at a local hospital which resulted in a court appearance and a fine.)
If you think that this is too severe of a reaction, consider this... what if he had decided to use another drug (other than a laxative) and OD'ed /killed you with it?
I know that you might get more satisfaction in personally getting back at the so-and-so, BUT what will happen to you if HE goes to HR or the police about your get-even prank? Also, your innocence would be established with your co-workers if a third-party takes care of punishing the purp.
Good luck!
2007-11-24 16:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you should by all means get your revenge on this F-er and give him a taste of his own medicine. start playing some mind games with him like write him secret admirer letters or if he has a computer, you should plant a bunch of s&m porn on their. take the wheels off of his chair and all the screws out of his cubicle, and then throw a scorpion on him. give him a potted plant with your crap as the soil. you will preservere!
2007-11-25 00:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by shangri-la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide some shrimp tails in his cubicle, in a few days it will reek and since they are small, they will be hard to find. If you can, put them in something that he'll take home with him.
2007-11-25 00:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋