2007-11-24 13:59:41 · 13 answers · asked by gonzooon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you hear the one about the Titanic?
2007-11-24 14:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Emma Jean 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. Take my wife... please.
2. Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
3. I'm like a roach on the porch in the winter-time. I'm just too cool to move.
4. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
5. It’s hard to make a come-back when you haven’t been anywhere.
6. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.
7. I'm gonna make like a camel with a long way to go... put a hump in my back and walk real slow.
8. Get outta that bed and make some bread so you can get ahead... 'cause with no money you got no honey... and brother, I ain't bein' funny.
9. Outside of that Mrs. Kennedy... how'd you like Dallas?
2007-11-24 16:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are some of my favorites:
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
2007-11-24 14:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Fraggle Rocks 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
your so fat,you jump in the air an get stuck,so fat,u don't need but 1more no. to have your own zip code,fat is wear yellow an everyone hollers taxi at u,wears red,an everyone follows u to the fire,you the reason animals eat there own.u the reason for Iran war,tie a bone around your neck so the dog will play w/u
2007-11-24 14:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Are we in port yet sir?
No, we are still up to our knees in wine.
How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, as all conditioned phenomena constantly change.
Someone stole a trifle,
He is now remanded in custard.
2007-11-24 15:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is the procedure called when a woman has a sex-change operation?
An "Addadictomy"
2007-11-24 14:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by drunkandisorderly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats black, plastic and sails around the ocean
Binbag the sailer :)
2007-11-24 20:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when two nuns & a hooker are playing football?
Two tight ends & one wide receiver
2007-11-24 14:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Canadian_Bacon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-24 14:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
No Emma, what was funny about the Titanic. LOL
2007-11-24 14:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋