A monkey and a bear are walking through the woods, an they hate wach other so much, and find a lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie pops out and gives them each three wishes. 1st wish- The bear says, "I wish for 25% of the worlds bear are female". The monkey says, "I wish for a motorcycle". Bear says, "You stupid monkey you could wish for anything and you wish for a damn motorcycle." 2nd wish- The bear then says, "I wish that 50% of the world bears were all female". The monkey then says, "I wish for a motorcycle helmet". Bear says, "You dumb monkey what the hell you doing wishing for a motorcycle and a motorcycle helmet." 3rd wish- The bear says, "I wish for the whole worlds population of bears were all female except me and I was the only male bear and all the female bears wanted me". The monkey then says, "I wish that bear was gay!" VVVRRROOOMMMMMMM
2007-11-24 13:49:54 · 13 answers · asked by what did you say 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was monkey face, bear aass,ed funny!
2007-11-24 14:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Wondering.... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-24 23:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL smart monkey!! tho y the heck did the bear say 25, then 50, then all...couldnt he just say all then have 2 other wishes...lol
2007-11-24 22:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny!
2007-11-24 21:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by SRKFanatic™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty funny ha
heres a special yelow star for making me laugh!
2007-11-24 23:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Many people need to proof read for clarity, that even includes me.
2007-11-24 22:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one star for you
2007-11-24 22:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by jeemmm 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh! awsome joke. laughig so hard
2007-11-24 22:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is freaking hilarious!!!!
2007-11-24 22:21:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* Nice one...
2007-11-24 22:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋