Jokes on Chevey and Dodge?

I normally do not engage in bashing American Auto manufacturers.
But since you asked ......

CHEVROLET-
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.

DODGE-
*Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.

GM-
* General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.

BUICK-
*Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

OLDSMOBILE-
*Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
*Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.

PONTIAC -
* Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.

Want some foreign ones?
AUDI-
* Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
*Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.

BMW-
*Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window

FIAT-
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.

HONDA -
* Had One Never Did Again.

HYUNDAI-
*Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA-
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.

SAAB-
*Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.

SUBARU-
* Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA-
*Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.

VOLVO-
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.

VW-
*Virtually Worthless.

2007-11-26 17:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋

Dodge Jokes

2016-10-02 01:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ford Vs Chevy Jokes

2016-12-16 12:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by moncalieri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Try these:
"Those who say they'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford usually do."
"How do you get a Chevy to accelerate from 0-60 in under 20 seconds? You push it off a cliff."
"How can you make a Chevy look good? Park it between two Fords."
"What is it when you see a Chevy drive to the top of a hill? A miracle."
"How do you make a Chevy worth $50? Put gas in the tank."
I forget how these go, they're something like, "When did you buy that Chevy? I didn't, the guy gave me 100 bucks."
"Where does Chevy get its parts? From the guy who just sold his Taurus."
GM- Grand Mistake
SS- Super Slow
RS- Really Slow
GM- God's Mistake
GMC- Gay Man's Car

These are all ones I've heard, some are better than others. My grandpa worked at Ford for over 50 years, so I'm a true blue Ford guy. Sorry, I don't know any Dodge jokes.

2007-11-25 06:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

First On Race Day Found On Road Dead, Fu*^ed Over Rebuilt Dodge ,Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time ,Drug Orders Deliverd Gurranted Early sorry but I had to thro in a couple ford ones

2007-11-25 13:53:34 · answer #5 · answered by Carl M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋

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Ford+ Fix or repair daily. chevey always trust it dodge slf explanitory dodge it.

2016-04-01 23:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by Michele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Do you know what happens to chevys when they break down? They turn into dodges.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for chevys and dodges, my tools would rust.

2007-11-24 15:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by ALLAMERICAN 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋

dodge trucks are the best trucks they ever came out with .I have to haul chevys all the time. Ford is also good cant stand a chevy to many problems

2015-03-04 05:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Scott 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Dodge - "Drive over dealer, get even"

2007-11-27 02:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by wcowell2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

i own a ford the jokes on them

2007-11-24 13:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by cowrench 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Jokes on Chevey and Dodge?

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