The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when I did it I felt no shame .
All at once the white stuff came
At last it's finished it's all over now
My first time ever at milking a cow.....
2007-11-24 12:27:16 · 11 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good and dirty
2007-11-24 14:11:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
only works if u read the whole thing
and NOT skip to the last line
moral:careful with who u sleep with and who u milk for money
don't want to mix them up, do we?
jk
did u make that up?
its really funny
:D
2007-11-24 12:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by Heero Yuy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 12:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now that one got me. I was definitely thinking dirty that time.
2007-11-24 12:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Green minded?!!
2007-11-24 12:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by Clarissa e 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice
2007-11-24 12:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by †a|in 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one..BUT the other one was REALLY GOOD!!!
2007-11-24 12:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by amber 2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotf lmfao lol psml!!!!!!!!! omfg, that was hilarious!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!
2007-11-24 12:54:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lol
2007-11-24 12:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-24 12:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋