The bride is lying in bed awaiting her new hubby to undress ...... when he drops his pants, she gasps as she sees her mans manhood is shaped like a corkscrew. 'Oh My God' she screams ... 'how did it ever get like that??' ...... 'Well' says the man ..... 'I always wondered that until one day I was in the gents loo when I saw that all the other men shook theirs and I have always been wringing mine out!!' .......
2007-11-24 12:27:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a chap called Twisty Dick
the one who had a corkscrew p rick
He found a girl with a corkscrew flue
and promptly told her I love you
but his dream was shattered when she said
Sorry to say I'm a left-hand thread.
2007-11-24 12:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
attractive. our first evening became into no longer that elementary, i became into frightened,and we've been drained,wedding ceremony ended approximately 2am and we mandatory to be off interior the morning via 8am. yet using fact the marriage has persevered for close to to 50 yrs to date, i assume we did ok.
2016-10-18 00:31:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 13:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!
2007-11-24 12:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Ellena :) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-11-24 13:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2007-11-24 12:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
2007-11-24 12:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by kissmtbutt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-24 20:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok not that good
2007-11-24 12:42:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its aiight.....not WOOHOOO!
2007-11-24 12:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋