Pls star if worthy...Thanx.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-11-24 12:26:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUPER FUNNY/ 100 OUT OF 10
2007-11-24 14:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool Joke
2007-11-24 14:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by georgiabanksmartin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely say this gal had her act together. Much more so than the blonde I ran into last week. She thought watching "Two and a half Men" was educational because it contained a fraction. Go figure!
2007-11-24 12:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ALthough I didn't get the joke I'll give you a star and tell you sth out if the german tv. so i was watching the news yesterday and this guy was asking random people on the street how long, they think, was the 30-year war (1618-1648 i think it was) anyway, they were like: ummmmmmmmmm, no ideaa! sorry. - well, guess - umm... about... 2 years? no idea! sorry they didnt get it! THIRTY YEAR war. HAHA =P
2016-05-25 06:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 13:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure she was a fake blonde. That's a good one though..
2007-11-24 12:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. It made me smile.
2007-11-24 16:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke star
2007-11-24 12:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by kissmtbutt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay very old joke
2007-11-24 13:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke i totally get it
2007-11-24 12:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by Ri. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋