Two brothers go up their log cabin way out in the boonies
to do some hunting. As they are walking through the woods,
one of the brothers steps on a snake and the snakes reaches
up and bites him directly in the crotch! Immediately he
begins to get woozy. His brother quickly picks him up and
carries him back to the log cabin. Since the
are miles from any hospital, he calls a doctor to see if he
can do anything for his sickly brother. The doctor asks
him what kind of snake it was. He says:"I don't
know. It was about three feet long and was striped yellow
and black." The doctor says: "Oh, that's
a very poisonous snake. You'll have to suck the poison
out or your brother will be dead in half an hour." So
he goes to the room where he left his brother and his brother
asks, barely conscious :"What did the doctor say?"
And his brother says:"You'll be dead in half
an hour."
2007-11-24 11:26:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Selfish but Funny I'd have done but then again I am female so what are the odds none
lol though
2007-11-24 11:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Kissing Raindrops 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-05 07:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a joke similar to this on the Norbit movie, except the snake bit him on the @ss. Sorry, it's not that funny thought. About a 4 out of 10.
2007-11-24 11:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol i know how to fix that situation go get a whore and tell her suck and spit hehe
2007-11-24 14:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a better one : what is yellow and has four wheels on top ? answer : a dead schoolbus
2007-11-24 11:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Maka 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an oldy but a goody
2007-11-24 11:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny
2007-11-24 22:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was when I first heard it - years ago!
2007-11-24 11:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by smudge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I don't find any of your jokes funny. Got any cleaner jokes.
2007-11-24 11:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋