A dad was explaining the facts of life to his son. He covered
the basic biology, and then moved on to the finer points
of making love. Dad: "All women are different son, one thing to keep
in mind is that different women say different things, during
the sex, even if you are doing the same thing." Son: " What do you mean." Dad: "Well, thier words, will very with thier
occupations,
for example, a prositute will say are you done yet?"
Son: " I see." Dad: "On the other hand a nyphomaniac will ask, ''Are
you done already?'' Son: "GO on." Dad: "A school teacher will say, ''We are going
to do this over and over again, untill you get it right.''
Son: "Wow." Dad: "A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt
a bit'' and a bank teller will say ''Substantail
penalty for early withdrawal.'while a stewerdess
will say, ''Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe
normally." Son: "Gee, Dad, what does mom say?'' Dad: "Beige, beige, we should paint the ceiling beige."
2007-11-24 11:26:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 15:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10,star, sooooooo funny.
2007-11-24 21:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, no wonder that he knows what all the other women says.
here is a *
2007-11-24 17:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get what you mean, but I don't think it's that funny.
2007-11-24 11:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe*
brilliant
2007-11-24 15:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-11-24 11:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-11-24 11:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude, no!
2007-11-24 11:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2007-11-24 11:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Raison likes pizza 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋