Okay I was driving home and I approached a pick-up with that bumper sticker on it. When I passed him, I noticed that he was talking on a cell phone with one hand and eating a huge hamburger with the other hand. My question is....Was God steering for him, like my friend does sometimes, because nobody else was in the passenger seat?
2007-11-24 11:11:12 · 11 answers · asked by ? 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I saw a bumper sticker that said "God was my Co-Pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." LOL.
2007-11-24 11:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Moxie! 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, he seems like exactly the person that Yahweh would drive for: a lazy American driving burning oil, eating his fatty hamburger, and talking on his cell phone (presumably to his doctor about his upcoming bypass or his mistress about what they're going to do once his wife falls asleep) while he likely curses the idiot in front of him for careless driving.
Yup, praises for Jebus...
2007-11-24 20:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by somebody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God is the Copilot He needs to swap seats and Let God lead Him the right direction. God is my pilot He Drives my life in the right direction all the time. Like Carrie Underwood said let Jesus take the wheel ..US as humans dont have enough sense to guide our lives in the right direction so we need Jesus to take the wheel and lead us in the right direction.
2007-11-24 19:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by revbill_ussery 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hah. Funny, because that was a book title by RL Scott, one of the Flying Tigers. I bet he'd cringe if he was alive.
2007-11-24 19:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wishful thinking.
2007-11-24 19:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by Quaoar Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a better one that I've seen:
"If God is your co-pilot, switch seats"
2007-11-24 19:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by Brother Jonathan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God going with good pupil .
2007-11-26 14:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by saleh a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God was that dude's co-pilot, then Dawkins is my co-Pilate.
2007-11-24 19:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG----that's all the proof I need that the big G does exist.
2007-11-24 19:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No - you should have set the cops on him for illegal telephoning
2007-11-24 19:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋