I hope you enjoyed this joke. Just let me know how funny you thought it was and what your rating for this would be on a scale of 1-10.
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck."
2007-11-24 11:05:09 · 10 answers · asked by layanne1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
only a tiny chuckle... id rate it a 4/10
2007-11-24 11:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bob B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Joke Teller,
While the joke you quoted is quite old, it's still good. I would give it a 6, and thank you for the smile it produced by my reading it.
Respectfully,
Uncle Bear *:-))
2007-11-24 19:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by theegrayteddybear 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got a star and a 10, Now can you tell me what word starts with F and ends with K?
2007-11-24 19:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh 4 or 5
2007-11-24 19:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by sportystuff92 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol 8
2007-11-24 21:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is the best joke uv said all day!
2007-11-24 19:08:22 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
6/10. it was pretty good! :-D
2007-11-24 19:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by McKenzie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok. 4
2007-11-24 22:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by kvfkvfirvf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really sad i didn't laugh at all
2007-11-24 20:33:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha~~~~~~~
LMAO!
10/10
xxx
2007-11-24 19:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋